ST: HMB, Episode 6: The No-Brainer, Part 21

ST: HMB, Episode 6: The No-Brainer, Part 21

Seriously, if you are behind, go here and catch up. There’s just too much fun to have missed. We’re in the Denouement now. Captain’s Log, Intergalactic Date 676921.05 One of the frustrating things about being in a time-critical, near-death situation is that I don’t...

ST: HMB, Episode 6: The No-Brainer, Part 20

Because what good is an episode without an exciting self-destruct scene? via GIPHY Ensign Mort squealed and nearly dropped the device. Meanwhile, the Impulsive announced 45 seconds to self-destruct. “Cancel self-destruct,” Jeb cried. “Authorization Jebediah Wisconsin...

ST: HMB, Episode 6: The No-Brainer, Part 19

Last week was a little short, but only because it was the best breaking point. I don’t want to bore you by going long each week. Or do you prefer longer posts? Comment and let me know, darlings, or else I’m left to my own devices…which, like leaving the second-string...

ST: HMB, Episode 6: The No-Brainer, Part 18

If you’re behind, read up! Otherwise, a brief reminder: Physics is wonky and getting worse; they can’t destroy the NO-BRAINR, the ships are still stuck, and a black hole has opened up in the wonkyverse and will swallow the Inconceivable in five minutes (story time,...

ST: HMB, Episode 6: The No-Brainer, Part 17

Last week, Doall explained that Commanders Deary’s and Jardin’s NO-BRAINR device was somehow causing physics to rewrite itself, and the captain agreed the best plan was to blast it into oblivion. He sent Lt. LaFuentes ahead to make the recalculations (remember the...