Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator
Book 1 in the Neeta Lyffe Series
When zombie exterminator Neeta Lyffe gets sued because a zombie she set afire stumbles onto a lawyer’s back porch, she needs money fast. So she agrees to train apprentice exterminators in a reality TV show that makes Survivor look like a child’s tag game. But that’s nothing compared to having to deal with crazy directors, bickering contestants and paparazzi. Can she keep her ratings up, her bills paid and her apprentices alive and still keep her sanity?
About Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator
By the 2040s, the shambling dead have become an international problem. While governments and special interest groups vie for the most environmentally friendly way to rid the world of zombies, a new breed of exterminator has risen: The Zombie Exterminator.
This series follows second-generation zombie exterminator, Neeta Lyffe, as she deals with crushing debt, insane government regulations, pro-zombie political action groups…and oh, yeah, taking out zombies. Along the way, she’ll even find love.
Join the world of slapstick zombies, political and social satire, and one woman just trying to make her way in a world gone mad.
Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator
Praise for Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator
“I died laughing—and came back to finish it!”
—Mortimer Thyme
—Lincoln Crisler, editor, Corrupts Absolutely?
“I laughed so hard in places, I couldn’t breathe.”
—Kim Richards, Publisher
“When the zombie apocalypse comes, I hope I have someone like Neeta Lyffe by my side. Not only could I let her handle all the undead butt-kicking, she’d keep me laughing through the carnage.”
—Steve Hockensmith, author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls and Cadaver in Chief
“Neeta Rocks! This will be a DB hit!”
—Cincearae Santiago, author of the Abraxas series
Neeta Lyffe: I Left My Brains In San Francisco is not just about zombie extermination. Author Fabian is a keen satirist with a wicked sense of humor. If you’re looking for a smile with your helping of brains, then Neeta Lyffe is the book for you.
—Lee Mather, author of The Green Man
—Tim Marquiz, author of the Demon Squad series
“At long last, a zombie book with some life in it!”