by Karina | Nov 20, 2019 | ST:HMB
On Filedise, the broadcasted voice of the interplanetary intercom system said, “Hey, everyone! Great news! The attack on our shields has stopped. We apologize for any inconvenience and panic this may have caused. If you’d like more information, please press One on...
by Karina | Nov 13, 2019 | ST:HMB
When last we left, Bobby’s attempt at providing superior customer service had led to the entire planet being targeted by the most feared species in the known universe. Now, not to worry: Bobby’s performance will be given a fair hearing. They’ll take into account...
by Karina | Nov 6, 2019 | ST:HMB
Meanwhile, back on the Impulsive… The Cyber’s phaser smacked against the ship’s shields. The deflector screen deflected and absorbed the blow, then calculated exactly where it hit in relation to the ship. It transmitted that data to the inertial dampeners, which...
by Karina | Oct 30, 2019 | ST:HMB
In case you didn’t have time to look up some Kirkspeak, I found this lovely YouTube snippet for you. Despite herself, Ellie held up her hands as if the program could see her plea for peace. “Just…hear me out. You say your choice of medium, of replicator...
by Karina | Oct 23, 2019 | ST:HMB
In case you’re not binging, we remind you of the last two lines from last week: Doall said, “It’s not your fault you got attacked.” Bobby grimaced. “But we didn’t. You see… They were a customer.” The room went quiet. In fact, for a dramatic moment, even the...
by Karina | Oct 9, 2019 | ST:HMB
I love when I find some fun images on Depositphotos. Meet Bobby, a programmer who came up the ranks in Filedise from Customer Support. Doncha love his hat? Safety first! Two soldiers approached their group. One carried a long, thin box. Their Filedesian companion...