by Karina | Jun 12, 2019 | ST:HMB
Because what good is an episode without an exciting self-destruct scene? via GIPHY Ensign Mort squealed and nearly dropped the device. Meanwhile, the Impulsive announced 45 seconds to self-destruct. “Cancel self-destruct,” Jeb cried. “Authorization Jebediah Wisconsin...
by Karina | Jun 5, 2019 | ST:HMB
Last week was a little short, but only because it was the best breaking point. I don’t want to bore you by going long each week. Or do you prefer longer posts? Comment and let me know, darlings, or else I’m left to my own devices…which, like leaving the second-string...
by Karina | May 29, 2019 | ST:HMB
If you’re behind, read up! Otherwise, a brief reminder: Physics is wonky and getting worse; they can’t destroy the NO-BRAINR, the ships are still stuck, and a black hole has opened up in the wonkyverse and will swallow the Inconceivable in five minutes (story time,...
by Karina | May 22, 2019 | ST:HMB
Last week, Doall explained that Commanders Deary’s and Jardin’s NO-BRAINR device was somehow causing physics to rewrite itself, and the captain agreed the best plan was to blast it into oblivion. He sent Lt. LaFuentes ahead to make the recalculations (remember the...
by Karina | May 15, 2019 | ST:HMB
Last week, we discovered that whatever had altered the various items on the Impulsive and other ships – like toilet paper that licks you – was also responsible for altering the experiment that was now rewriting the laws of physics in their local area. But what can...
