Space Traipse: Hold My Beer, Season 9
When Yours Truly gets too logical about an old episode, the parody gets grim! Get ready for this season of Space Traipse: Hold My Beer.
- Operation Denervate (parody of ST:TOS “Operation – Annihilate!”): The colony of Denerva is attacked by snot pancakes!The Impulsive has a tight timeline and a difficult line to walk between saving the colonists and protecting the universe. But when Captain Jeb Tiberius’ brother is killed by the nikimixas, can he keep his perspective to lead his crew?
- Mistrials and Tribulations (parodying every court martial episode in the Star Trek universe): When the captain of the USS Energetic Efficiency accuses Jeb of genocide, he’s got one shot to save his reputation. Jeb chooses for defense, not another hotshot, but the Impulsive’s own JAG—a brilliant lawyer with unorthodox thinking…and crippling social anxiety.
- Laundray Day (parody of ST:TOS “Return of the Archons”): When they investigate a 40-year-old distress signal from a missing HuFleet ship, they discover a civilization under complete control of Laundray, a computer program hell-bent on preserving the peace and employing laundry metaphors.
This season has a little of everything: adventure, grief, high stakes…even romance!
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Worlds of FabianSpace is a short story collection with prime examples from each of my series. It’s a great way to learn about the worlds and meet the characters. You’ll find:
- A snarky dragon working as a private investigator in our world.
- An exterminator who specializes in eradicating zombies.
- A psychic teen whos abilities drive him insane.
- Nuns who do search and rescue operations in outer space.
- Rednecks in a Star Trekish future.
Come explore the worlds of FabianSpace: Stories of imagination, humor, and heart. Get it on Amazon or get a free copy for signing up for my newsletter.
Space Traipse: Hold My Beer – SF comedy
A starship crew meeting every challenge with competence and redneck ingenuity – that’s the HMB Impulsive! If you love Star Trek, the Orville, and good ol’ hold-my-beer humor, you’ll love this refreshing take (or retake) of classic sci-fi adventures.
Space Traipse: Hold My Beer – SF comedy
Space Traipse
Season 1
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Season 2
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Season 3
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Season 4
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Season 5
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Season 6
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Season 7
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Season 8
Space Traipse
Season 9
Doall’s Do-Over
“Motherclucker”
“Doall’s Brain”
DragonEye, PI
Meet Vern, a Faerie dragon on the wrong side of the Interdimensional Gap. Fighting crime. Doing Good. And trying to keep his belly fed, his soul clean and his friends alive while he earns back the lost glory of his dragonhood.
Murder Most Picante: A DragonEye Mystery (Book 1)
If Wishes Were Dragons: A DragonEye Adventure (Book 2)
Nun of My Business: A DragonEye Mystery (Book 3)
Christmas Spirits: A DragonEye Novella (Book 4)
Greater Treasures (Original version – out of print!)
Greater Treasures (Revised): A DragonEye Novella (Book 5)
Siren Spell: A DragonEye (Romantic?!) Mystery (Book 6)
Good Intentions: A DragonEye Novella (Book 7)
Idol Speculations: A DragonEye Adventure (Book 8)
Gapman: A DragonEye Adventure (Book 9)
Mensa, Magic, & Mayhem (Book 10)
Live & Let Fly (Revised) (Book 11)
Of Slings and Feeling Vexed (A DragonEye Short)
A Winkle in Time (A DragonEye Short)
Los Lagos Heat (A DragonEye Short)
Thanks for the Mummyries (A DragonEye Short)
More Vern stories in these anthologies
“Closure” (Anthology Out of Print)
“Sins of the Brother”
“DragonEye, PI“
“The Faerie Truth Behind the Fairy Tales“
“Thanks for the Mummy-ries“
Rescue Sisters
As humankind ventures off our world, faith will follow. Experience the adventure of the early years of space colonization with the Rescue Sisters, intrepid religious women eager to save lives as well as souls.
Discovery
(Novel)
These Three
(Short story)
Antivenom
(Short story)
Moonboy
(Short story)
Our Daily Bread
(Short story)
Falling Up
(Short story)
Wolf of Mars
(Short story)
Coming November 2025
Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator
What if zombies weren’t a global disaster, but an ecological pest and a political tool? Welcome to the world of the Zombie Exterminator. Join the adventures of a modern woman with an unusual and demanding job.
Neeta Lyfe,
Zombie Exterminator
I Left My Brains in San Francisco
Shambling in a Winter Wonderland
“Josie’s Last Straw”
“Wokking Dead”
SFF Novels & Anthologies
A relic hunter who falls into a black hole. A genetically altered PI in heat. A race to Pluto’s moon. Find science fiction to challenge the intellect, excite the imagination, and tickle the funny bone.
The Old Man and the Void
Dex’s Way
Sequel to The Old Man and the Void
Jovian Heat
(Novelette)
“Discover Avenir”
Frightliner (horror)
w/Colleen Drippé
Short stories (on Amazon)
“Marathon to Mordor”
“42 Years of Summer”
“They Also Serve”
w/Rob Fabian
Madness of Kanaan
(Formerly, the Mind Over Trilogy)
Deryl’s not crazy; he’s psychic. He’ll save worlds if he can keep sane. A blending of fantasy, institutional processes, and psychological elements within the context of an interplanetary crisis. This trilogy will keep you turning pages and leave you heart-warmed and satisfied.
Reprinted with new titles and covers under my Laser Cow imprint, but still the same great stories.
Madness Bound
(Formerly, Mind Over Mind)
Madness Unbound
(Formerly, Mind Over Psyche)
Madness of Worlds
(Formerly, Mind Over All)
Madness of Love
(Formerly, Hearts Over Mind)
“Illusions”
Fill-in Journals
Write the story of your own life. Record the joys – or the headaches. Track important information or historical events. These simple, fill-in journals make it easy.
A Year of Great Days
A Job Hunt Journal
My Little Book of Headdesks
Launch Lover’s Journal
Thoughts Outside the Box
Staycation: A Local Vacation and Day Trips Planner
100 Great Thoughts: A Quote Journal
Walk in Widsom: 100 Proverbs for Journaling
Non-Fiction
Little Flowers Craft Books (Out of Print)
