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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 19

ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 19

On Filedise, the broadcasted voice of the interplanetary intercom system said, “Hey, everyone! Great news! The attack on our shields has stopped. We apologize for any inconvenience and panic this may have caused. If you’d like more information, please press One on...

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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 18

ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 18

When last we left, Bobby’s attempt at providing superior customer service had led to the entire planet being targeted by the most feared species in the known universe. Now, not to worry: Bobby’s performance will be given a fair hearing. They’ll take into account...

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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 17

Meanwhile, back on the Impulsive... The Cyber’s phaser smacked against the ship’s shields. The deflector screen deflected and absorbed the blow, then calculated exactly where it hit in relation to the ship. It transmitted that data to the inertial dampeners, which...

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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 16

In case you didn't have time to look up some Kirkspeak, I found this lovely YouTube snippet for you. Despite herself, Ellie held up her hands as if the program could see her plea for peace. “Just...hear me out. You say your choice of medium, of replicator programming,...

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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 15

ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 15

In case you're not binging, we remind you of the last two lines from last week: Doall said, “It’s not your fault you got attacked.” Bobby grimaced. “But we didn’t. You see… They were a customer.” The room went quiet. In fact, for a dramatic moment, even the firing...

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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 14

ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 14

My second-born did this awesome character sketch of Enigo for me. You can commission characters as well at https://www.instagram.com/alphieallen/ They paused at a door. Enigo stopped Bobby from simply opening it and waltzing through. Doall took the side by the latch,...

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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 13

ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 13

I love when I find some fun images on Depositphotos. Meet Bobby, a programmer who came up the ranks in Filedise from Customer Support. Doncha love his hat? Safety first! Two soldiers approached their group. One carried a long, thin box.  Their Filedesian companion...

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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 12

ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 12

For those needing to catch up, start with part 1 here. For everyone else, here’s the “Previously, on Space Traipse: Hold My Beer.” Captain’s Log: The Union is in chaos as replicators everywhere malfunction, and Filedise, the planet from where all replicator files...

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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 11

ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 11

As McCoy might say if he were a writer, "I'm a writer, not an artist, dammit." Alas, my vision for the image today turned out to be beyond my capability. So please imagine Ellie in this human hamster ball as you read on. Enigo was right. They were close to the ground,...

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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 10

ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 10

  In the shuttle bay, the away team was preparing for its mission. Since they were not on the guest list, Enigo, Loreli and Doall were depending on some fancy technology to crash the party. The strapped on their utility belts and checked the equipment. One by...

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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 9

Wow- part 9 already! In my brain, this always goes much faster. Thank heavens there are Captain’s logs to skip us past the long boring parts.  We'll need a password in this episode, and gone are the days of "Riker-Omega-3," which sounds fishy, anyway. I figure they're...

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The first book is out! Space Traipse: Hold My Beer Season 1

We interrupt this episode for an important announcement!   Love Space Traipse, but hate the weekly format? Having problems remembering to get back to it because you like to skip a few weeks and binge read? So far behind that the thought of clicking through all...

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