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ST:HMB Phantom of the Cybersphere, Part 1

ST:HMB Phantom of the Cybersphere, Part 1

Omigosh, you guys! This is Episode TEN! Can you believe it? I hope you enjoyed the movie review. Now, we celebrate with... Space Traipse: the Musical! Oh, yes, I did. You may want to pull up The Phantom of the Opera, Little Mermaid, and West Side Story, just to...

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A Review of Ad Astra, HMB-style

A Review of Ad Astra, HMB-style

So Rob and I went to see Ad Astra in the movies. It was.... well. When we left, I confessed that I was MST3000-ing it the whole time, and Rob admitted he had been, too. See why he's my soulmate? Anyway, it occurred to me that it's a fine sci-fi tradition to watch the...

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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 23

ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 23

Ellie paused before the door to the mess to gather her courage. The captain had ordered her to have lunch there, at the height of mealtime, and to socialize with others. “No one blames you,” he’d said, “and it’s high time you saw...

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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 22

ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 22

Captain’s Log, Intergalactic Date 676928.38 We’ve come through one of the worst battles of my time on this ship, and only through the exceptional efforts of the crew did the ship survive. However, survival has come at a great cost.  It’s been three days since Guy...

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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 21

ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 21

Captain’s Personal Log, Intergalactic Date 676925.82 The ship is out of danger, but our mission was not successful. Filedise has destroyed itself, we have no solution to the replicator problems, and the source code that was the...

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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 20

ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 20

via GIPHY Meanwhile on the Cyber ships that survived… The Cybers picked up the death metal transmission but rerouted it to the one routine with the imagination to handle it. The newly absorbing KatHack algorithm took in the music, decided it was interesting but really...

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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 19

ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 19

On Filedise, the broadcasted voice of the interplanetary intercom system said, “Hey, everyone! Great news! The attack on our shields has stopped. We apologize for any inconvenience and panic this may have caused. If you’d like more information, please press One on...

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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 18

ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 18

When last we left, Bobby’s attempt at providing superior customer service had led to the entire planet being targeted by the most feared species in the known universe. Now, not to worry: Bobby’s performance will be given a fair hearing. They’ll take into account...

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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 17

Meanwhile, back on the Impulsive... The Cyber’s phaser smacked against the ship’s shields. The deflector screen deflected and absorbed the blow, then calculated exactly where it hit in relation to the ship. It transmitted that data to the inertial dampeners, which...

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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 16

In case you didn't have time to look up some Kirkspeak, I found this lovely YouTube snippet for you. Despite herself, Ellie held up her hands as if the program could see her plea for peace. “Just...hear me out. You say your choice of medium, of replicator programming,...

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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 15

ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 15

In case you're not binging, we remind you of the last two lines from last week: Doall said, “It’s not your fault you got attacked.” Bobby grimaced. “But we didn’t. You see… They were a customer.” The room went quiet. In fact, for a dramatic moment, even the firing...

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ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 14

ST:HMB Trouble in Filedise, part 14

My second-born did this awesome character sketch of Enigo for me. You can commission characters as well at https://www.instagram.com/alphieallen/ They paused at a door. Enigo stopped Bobby from simply opening it and waltzing through. Doall took the side by the latch,...

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