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Space Traipse: Hold My Beer

About

Join the adventures of the HMB Impulsive as it explores the galaxy, proving humans are crazy enough to do anything. Don’t believe me? Hold my beer & watch.

Characters

Captain Jeb Tiberius: He’s a good o’boy with the best job in the world, a crazy-competent (or is that crazy, competent?) crew, and a ship with wikadas shields. Under his command, there’s nothing the Impulsive can’t do and won’t try.

First Officer Commander Benedict Smythe: Dry of wit and unending in patience, this Englishman has more fun on the ship than he lets on.

Chief Engineer Commander Angus Deary: Miracle worker or mad scientist of engineering? “Can I make the ship do that, Captain? Ach. Hold mah beer.”

Security Chief Lt. Enigo Guiermo Ricardo Montoya Guiterrez LaFuentes: He and his family escaped the planet Hood after the zombies proved to be the toughest gang of all, but even Union Fleet Academy couldn’t take the street out of him.

Helmsman Lt. Tonio Cruz: He’s a pilot and Italian. Do not ask him to fly the ship and talk at the same time.

Ops Officer Ellie Doall: She’s always ready to anticiapate the captain’s commands, work miracles and cover the other officers’ butts. Just ask her.

Science Officer (and ship’s sexy) Loreli: A plant-based sentient life form, she’s not only the most competent and intelligent person on the ship (next to Doall), she’s also dedicated to wearing tight outfits that accentuate every curve of her ridiculously amazing figure, and being completely unattainable to the crew, romantically.

 

Episodes

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Episode 1: Best Laid Plans of Vegetation and Cybernetic Beings

Part 1: Best Laid Plans of Vegetation and Cybernetic Beings. The fun begins!

Part 2: The Wikadas Blade. Because every starship should have a cowcatcher.

Part 3: Meanwhile, Back on the VR Deck. The prince makes moves on Loreli.

Part 4: Don’t Mess with the Ship’s Sexy. Loreli’s refusal of the prince’s affections has an unexpected result.

Part 5: Can I Make the Situation Worse? Hold My Beer. Tempers flare when the prince continues to pursue Loreli.

Part 6: Death duels and Cybers and Romcoms, Oh, My! “Wait, I gotta get cut?” Sometimes, doing your job is such a pain.

Part 7: Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire. The Impulsive gets caught in a lover’s quarrel…with phasers. Plus a new threat shows up, and they aren’t interested in the wedding.

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