Space Traipse: Hold My Beer

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Join the adventures of the HMB Impulsive as it explores the galaxy, proving humans are crazy enough to do anything. Don’t believe me? Hold my beer & watch.


Captain Jeb Tiberius: He’s a good ol’boy with the best job in the world, a crazy-competent (or is that crazy, competent?) crew, and a ship with wikadas shields. Under his command, there’s nothing the Impulsive can’t do and won’t try.

First Officer Commander Benedict Smythe: Dry of wit and unending in patience, this Englishman has more fun on the ship than he lets on.

Chief Engineer Commander Angus Deary: Miracle worker or mad scientist of engineering? “Can I make the ship do that, Captain? Ach. Hold mah beer.”

Security Chief Lt. Enigo Guiermo Ricardo Montoya Guiterrez LaFuentes: Raised in the gang-divided generation ship, the Hood, even Union Fleet Academy couldn’t take the street out of him.

Helmsman Lt. Tonio Cruz: He’s a pilot and Italian. Do not ask him to fly the ship and talk at the same time.

Ops Officer Ellie Doall: She’s always ready to anticiapate the captain’s commands, work miracles and cover the other officers’ butts. Just ask her.

Science Officer (and ship’s sexy) Loreli: A plant-based sentient life form, she’s not only the most competent and intelligent person on the ship (next to Doall), she’s also dedicated to wearing tight outfits that accentuate every curve of her ridiculously amazing figure, and being completely unattainable to the crew, romantically.

Transporter Chief Dolfrick Dour: By the manipulations of technology he reduced people to their most basic elements and rematerializes them elsewhere. Is it any wonder he’s 23rd Century Goth?



(Note: Current episodes may not have all links live. Please check the dates.)

Episode 1: Best Laid Plans of Vegetation and Cybernetic Beings: The fun begins! The HMB Impulsive has a routine diplomatic mission – to assist two warring planets to acheive peeace through marriage by ferrying the prince to his wedding. But when the oriunce falls for the ship’s sexy (yes, that’s her title), and the Cybers attack, it’s far from routine. Improvisation and human hold-my-beer ingenuity save the day and the wedding.

Episode 2: The Polarity Panic: The HMB Impulsive responds to a distress signal. Can they save an alien ship they know nothing about? By Keptar, hold their beers and watch!

Episode 3: Foot in the Door

Part 1:Loreli’s attempts to convince the people of Keepout to open their world to visitors is thwarted by terrorists.(08/30/17)

Part 2: Who had the power to stop a starship? The DipCorp Branch can! Senior Diplomat Wylson has bad news for the crew of the Impulsive. (09/06/17)

Part 3:Loreli’s alive – but what trouble is she in? The Impulsive is going to need some human ingenuity to dig her out of this mess. (09/13/17)

Part 4:When diplomatic negotiations falter, Capt Tiberius bolster’s Loreli’s morale. (09/20/17)

Part 5:Security Chief LaFuentes gets a timeout when his temper flares. The authority on Keepout has a solution to the problem that will save their planet, at the expense of Loreli’s life. (9/27/17)

Part 6: LaFuentes discovers the inspirational power of a good workout. How can a gelatinous life form and the ship’s pet save Loreli? (10/04/17)

Part 7:While the Impulsive plans some thrilling heroics, Capt. Tiberius stalls for time. (10/11/17)

Part 8:Yay! An easy, diplomatic solution seems possible. Yeah, right. (10/18/17)

Part 9: Thrilling heroics! (10/25/17)

Part 10: The heartwarming ending – because every series has to have that feel-good ending episode, even the parodies. (11/01/17)

Episode 4: Day in the Life: It’s “filler” time! (As in “Filler Episode”)

Part 1: Meet Janbot, what Roombah wants to be when it evolves. (11/15/17)

Part 2: What are your quarterly safety briefings like? Bet they aren’t like the Impulsive Security Team’s. (11/22/17)

Part 3: Wherein we learn what a party animal a gelatinous life form can be. (11/29/17)

Part 4: How does a teleporter chief handle destroying his friends and rebuilding them with every away mission? Find out! (12/06/17)

Part 5: Janbot checks in on Ensign Mary Sue—no! Doall! Ensign Ellie Doall! (12/13/17)

Part 6: Why would anyone ask a stupid question in one of LaFuentes’ safety briefings? Find out this week. (12/20/17)

Part 7: Smythe has a secret! No, I’m not telling you what it is. Go read the installment! (12/27/17)

Part 8: Don’t miss this one – it’s important later (and it’s pretty funny right now.) (01/03/18)

Part 9: So what was this episode really about? Find out this week. (01/10/18)